448 N. 17th St. Allentown, PA 18104
BOX OFFICE: 610-433-2333

DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS
The MGM movie live on stage!

Sophisticated, suave with a good dash of mischief, this hysterical musical comedy based on the popular 1988 MGM film, features two con men in the French Riviera. After meeting on a train, they attempt to work together, only to find that this small French town isn't big enough for the two of them. They agree on a settlement: the first one to extract $50,000 from a young female target, heiress, Christine Colgate, wins, and the other must leave town. A hilarious battle of cons ensues that will keep audiences laughing, humming and guessing to the end!
SHOW TIMES AND PRICES

Select Wednesdays and Thursdays: 12:30 p.m. dinner, 1:30 p.m. show
Fridays: 6:30 p.m. dinner, 7:30 p.m. show
Saturdays: 6:30 p.m. dinner, 7:30 p.m. show
Sundays: 12:30 p.m. dinner, 1:30 p.m. show

Adults - Show ticket: $30.00
Children (2-12) - Show ticket: $20.00

  • Dinner is served for all performances. All food is available a la carte for an additional cost.
  • Ticket price includes your reserved seat, taxes, and box-office fees. Gratuity for your server is not included
  • All ticket sales are final. No refunds.
MENU

Appetizers

Sliced French Baguettes
Served with your choice of alfredo, tomato basil, or seasoned olive oil dipping sauce. One refill included with your order.
5
Extra Sauce
2

Bruschetta
Our famous sliced French baguettes served with fresh tomato bruschetta, drizzled with balsamic vinaigrette.
10

Nachos Grande
Ground beef, pico de gallo, lettuce, jalapeño peppers, cheeses with side of sour cream
10

Soup and Salad

Garden Salad
Fresh greens, tomato, cucumber, croutons.
4
Add grilled chicken breast
+6
Add shrimp skewers
+12

French Onion Soup
A cup of handmade soup with caramelized onions in a beef and wine broth, topped with a baguette and melted Swiss and Mozzarella cheese.
6

Entrees

Barbeque Chicken*
Grilled chicken breast seasoned with sweet barbeque sauce, served with oven roasted potatoes and steamed vegetable.
14

Slow Roasted Homestyle Pot Roast*
Slow roasted tender seasoned pot roast, served with oven roasted potatoes and steamed vegetable.
18

Striped Pangasius*
A mild, white fish, with a butter cream glaze, served with oven roasted potatoes and steamed vegetable.
16

Grilled Shrimp Skewers
Three skewers of herb grilled shrimp, served with brown rice and steamed vegetable.
20

Filet Mignon
8 oz tender cut of beef braised in butter and soy, topped with butter & blue cheese crumble served with oven roasted potatoes and steamed vegetable.
26

Fettuccine Alfredo with Broccoli*
Our very own, fresh-made alfredo sauce over fettuccine noodles, topped with broccoli & parmesan cheese.
12

Butternut Squash Ravioli*
Decadent pasta pocket filled with pumpkin and butternut squash, served in brown butter with sage & pecans.
14

Desserts
Generously portioned, big enough for two!

Apple Crisp and Ice Cream
Our world-famous apple crisp, served family-style with creamy vanilla ice cream in a cast iron skillet
6

Triple Chocolate Brownie Sundae
A decadent brownie topped with chocolate chips, chocolate sauce, and creamy vanilla ice cream, served family style in a cast iron skillet.
8

Dessert Trio
Crème Brulee, Red Velvet Cake, and Raspberry Cheesecake, all perfectly sized for sharing.
10

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels at the Pines Dinner Theatre
This show is rated PG-13
FYI

  • Your ticket includes your reserved seat. All food and beverages are available a la carte for an additional cost.
  • During this event, dinner is served before show time. Our kitchen will be open for dinner service until the show begins.
  • Because all our food is cooked to order, if you arrive within thirty minutes of show time, you may receive your food during the performance.
  • While we don't offer liquor service, you are more than welcome to bring a bottle to enjoy during dinner.
  • This event lasts approximately three hours.
  • If you plan on joining just for the show, we recommend arriving approximately fifteen minutes prior to show time.
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Pines Dinner Theatre
448 N 17th Street
Allentown, PA 18104
610-433-2333

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